May 2012
2 posts
1 tag
August 2011
8 posts
Favorite Mount?
My Goblin has a cool chopper!
Horde or Alliance? Why?
Both! I started in Alliance because I like the good guys. But I thought Tauren looked cool so I started one. Then the update came out and I jumped on Goblins. Now I play a Goblin Warrior and a Tauren Hunter most of the time.
PvE/PvP/RP?
Oh, PvE, absolutely. I don’t have a good connection on a wireless laptop. Those PvP guys go jumping all over the place. I can’t keep up.
Favorite Piece of Lore
I’m not a lore guy. I find it hilarious, and boring, that all these people get into the history of people who don’t exist.
Favorite Quest Line
Don’t have one of these either, although the Goblin starting quests were fun.
Favorite Classic Instance
No, I haven’t layed that many dungeons.
Favorite Zone
I don’t really have a favorite zone. Oh, maybe the beginning zone for Goblins. That was fun!
Class I'm Awful at Playing
I’m not too fond of my Paladin. Takes him forever to strike. What’s up with that?!
July 2011
2 posts
WOW 30-Day Challenge
Biggest Jerk in Game: Oh, I remember this one. I logged on at lunchtime from work. I thought I’d try running a random dungeon with a pickup group. I got put with this group who knew each other. I ran a couple of segments with them and all of these dialog windows kept popping up to siign on for another segment. I ran out of time and didn’t sign on. The leader finally asked me...
30-Day WOW Challenge
1. First Character: Inkel, female gnome rogue, currently level…74.
January 2011
1 post
New Theme
New theme. Much better than the last one, I think.
August 2010
1 post
2 tags
BAR
Great! Now my ‘89 Accord isn’t passing smog and I get to deal with the BAR.
February 2010
1 post
“Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.”
– - Ralph Waldo Emerson
January 2010
1 post
WOW
I’m WOW for WOW!
November 2009
1 post
“You know what description you never want a woman you’ve slept with to...”
– Mary Elizabeth Williams
October 2009
1 post
Predictions
Just call it a bad feeling at 1:30am, but what I foresee is bankruptcy, my “family” forcing my family out of our home and forcing me out of the “family” business.
But what do I know.
June 2009
3 posts
“When Farrah Fawcett arrived in Heaven, God was
such a big fan he decided to...”
“Jockeys at tomorrow’s race meetings will wear
black armbands out of...”
Death Of A Pederast
I can’t help thinking thousands & thousands of children slept peacefully last night knowing no one was coming with the “jesus juice.”
January 2009
1 post
December 2008
2 posts
“No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut.”
– Sam Rayburn
November 2008
2 posts
“The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise...”
– Thomas Szasz
“The most important political office is that of the private citizen.”
– Louis Brandeis
October 2008
2 posts
“What good are brains to a man? They only unsettle him.”
– P.G. Wodehouse
“Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.”
– George Bernard Shaw
June 2008
5 posts
“If you buy enough Johnnie Walker products they just send you the dogs. We have...”
– Ron White
“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls...”
– George Carlin
“I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to...”
– George Carlin
May 2008
3 posts
“American women are like toilets…they are white and cold.”
– Tom Leykis
April 2008
3 posts
Snipes!
Wesley Snipes sentenced to 36 months in the Slam! What a dick!
“Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have...”
– Maurice Chevalier (1888 - 1972)
March 2008
2 posts
“Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, “Where have I gone...”
– Charles M. Shulz
January 2008
1 post
December 2007
4 posts
“For the first time, the weird and the stupid and the coarse are becoming our...”
– Carl Bernstein
Britney Spears' Teen Sister Is Pregnant
Oh, great! Nice influence on the kids. “Here, kids! Get pregnant at 16 and help start the next generation of white trash, nincompoop hillbilles.”
1 tag
November 2007
4 posts
Writers, I'm Wit You
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8a37uqd5vTw