November 2, 2009
“ You know what description you never want a woman you’ve slept with to apply to your sexual technique? ‘Baffling.’
Mary Elizabeth Williams •
October 6, 2009

Predictions

Just call it a bad feeling at 1:30am, but what I foresee is bankruptcy, my “family” forcing my family out of our home and forcing me out of the “family” business.

But what do I know.

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June 26, 2009
“ When Farrah Fawcett arrived in Heaven, God was
such a big fan he decided to grant her one wish.
She asked that all the children in the world
could be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.
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“ Jockeys at tomorrow’s race meetings will wear
black armbands out of respect for Michael Jackson,
who successfully rode more three yr olds than
anyone in living memory.
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Death Of A Pederast

I can’t help thinking thousands & thousands of children slept peacefully last night knowing no one was coming with the “jesus juice.”

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January 9, 2009
Nice!

Nice!

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December 2, 2008
Yowza!  Nice!

Yowza!  Nice!

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“ No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut.
Sam Rayburn •
November 24, 2008
“ The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
Thomas Szasz •
November 4, 2008
“ The most important political office is that of the private citizen.
Louis Brandeis •